Despite many studies that have proven without a shadow of a doubt that watching porn is detrimental to one’s sexual health, you should continue watching it.

Why?

Because these so called “experts” don’t know what they are talking about.

So what if they spent years studying it? I’ve spent years studying it too.

The only difference is the researchers wear white lab coats and keep their distance, while I wear nothing and employ a hands-on approach.

I leave myself completely exposed to the experience. I don’t conduct my study in a sterile environment – wherever I find a hotspot, that’s where I erect myself and continue my never-ending research. I don’t even ask for funding, although paying off the membership fee would be much appreciated.

To prove my point, I’ve erected a list of reasons to convince you to continue jamming in front of that screen.

Thats Valentina Nappi, in case you were wondering. No need to thank me.

It Feels Great To Watch Porn

Well, this one shouldn’t come as a big surprise, since coming has always been pleasurable, which is why we keep coming back to it.

And coming consistently does an excellent job of landing us into erectile dysfunction territory since our sexual organ weren’t designed to sustain high levels of arousal for hours. The only reason we do it is because of the constant stimulation porn provides us with.

The white lab coat wearing monkeys say having access to a wide variety of women with the click of a button makes it incredibly addictive which is why it ought to be avoided.

Well, yours truly has diligently conducted his own series of research, and drew his own set of inferences after spanking the monkey.

First, you insult my profession, then you spank me. Never have I had to endure such humiliation.

Firstly, calling it an addiction is wrong. Sure, comparing brain scans of individuals that claimed they were suffering from porn addiction with those from drug addicts showed similar areas of activities, but that doesn’t explain anything.

Cauliflowers shares resemblances with the human brain, does that mean we ought to replace damaged brains with cauliflowers? You see the flaw in reasoning here?

But do you see the flaw in my reasoning?

A Good Stress Buster

 It’s like letting a huge load off our chest, and onto the digital chest of a strong and empowered woman. Hey, at least you aren’t responsible for her situation. You are indirectly supporting it by watching it, so let me rephrase that,

At least you aren’t directly responsible for her situation.

Watching porn relieves us as it temporarily wards off cravings, but it always comes back with a rock-hard vengeance, for such is the nature of addictions.

Hold on, didn’t you say earlier it was wrong to classify porn as a form of addiction?
That was a test to see if you were paying attention. Now that I have your complete attention, let’s move onto the next point.

In an attempt to draw your attention away from the fact that I’m a hypocrite. Following President Joe Biden’s example y’all.

Promotes Sexual Liberation(Feminists, Hear Me Roar)

How do you think those women got there in the first place?

You think any self-respecting women would want to get defiled on camera?

You think women want an incredibly masculine man as her lover?

Well of course they would! Sex work is empowering, didn’t cha know?

50 Shades of Gray sold over 100 million copies worldwide, as it sends a strong and empowering message of women’s desire for submission.

Try wrapping that logic around your head.

Like I said, its only a 100 million strong and empowered women who desired to be overpowered into submission by a wealthy sadist.

When everyone starts watching porn, they will slowly start to think what they see is what women want and look like.

They will think it’s natural for women to look like they’ve been sculpted like a Greek Goddess once the dress comes off.

They will think its only men who look like they were born in the gym and lived off iron, that get laid.

They will think it’s natural to choke a woman to tears.

They will think it’s natural for a woman you’ve never met before to desire hardcore sex the moment you step into the room.

Overall, you will get the wrong idea about women, their desires and their attitudes towards sex.

Wait I forgot, were we speaking for or against watching porn?

Feeds Off of Men’s Insecurities, Hence Empowering Women

Watching women getting boned by a rod long enough to replace your local telephone pole, ought to make you feel a little insecure about the match stick you have down in your basement.

Also, watching women that you clearly want to get in bed with, sleep with men so jacked that their muscles have muscles, ought to make you feel a little ashamed about your dad bod.

No worries! Just buy these supplements and you’re good to go!

What? You already purchased them, but it didn’t work? Just give it time! Fertilizing your crops won’t make them grow instantly! Also, while you’re at it, here’s another box of pills that will help you attract women!

Poking at people’s insecurities is another form of marketing, in fact, a very efficient one!

Transforms Men Into Passionate Lovers

Women don’t hate men who are soft, but they do hate it when you go soft. There are times when they expect you to remain strong and erect, but not so hard with resolve that you rip a hole through them. They are fine with the ones they already have.

Most women don’t harbor violent sex fantasies. Again, so what if 50 shades of Grey outsold Harry Potter? That doesn’t mean anything!

It’s just 152 million women that harbor these fantasies. Relax.

Women want the kind of guy who listens to them, spends time with them, keeps no secrets between them and quells her of frustrations that constantly plague her, once she’s done making out with her violent lover who is the main source of her frustration.

Leaving that aside, Porn does an excellent job of turning men in sex addicts. Even Emperors didn’t have access to the kind of variety in their time of rule that we currently do.

Sure, they actually had sex with their concubines unlike us who spend hours jerking off in front of a flashing screen, but we have something the kings didn’t, and it’s called Erectile Dysfunction.

ED-san Pays Us a Visit

I’m sure by now that either you are fairly acquainted with it, or will be in the near future. I mentioned earlier that women instinctively desire for their men to be hard on them. They want their men to be a rock for them to wash over onto, and who can keep them safe, but if you can’t get it up, then they will wash over into the territory of someone who can.

If you can’t get it up, then you’ve let them down.

The constant dopamine hit conditions you to seek pleasure only from a digital reservoir. A real woman can never provide you with the kind of excitement and variety the internet can. All your favorite actresses are only a click away, while the real ones are busy making out with the top 10%.

You slowly lose touch with yourself, as it cripples your resolve to go out and meet women, because why bother? Porn brings all your wildest fantasies out into display, and the internet immortalizes your favorite porn scenes.

So what if ED-san decides to permanently move in with you? Life is all about compromises, and the more compromises you make for dumb shit like this, the less happy you will be with your life.

But if that wasn’t bad enough, lets head over to the next point on our list to see how bad it can really get.

Lowers Testosterone, Because Who Needs It

When a man and a computer love each other very much, he whips out his pen drive and plugs it right into her port. He then removes it once he is done emptying his content into her, which then triggers the birth of a new window on the monitor that displays the fruits of his labor.

Excerpt from “The Ports and the USBs“.

What does constantly wanking off in front of a screen do?

It tells your brain that you’re sexually successful, which triggers a reduction in testosterone. The reduction might be temporary and eventually surge back to normal level, but what does constantly wanking off in front of a screen do?

It keeps your testosterone low – not letting your body recover its vitality. That retards motivation and reduces you into a slump chump.

There’s a reason you’re always feeling down and upset. Sometimes the reasons are biological, and the only way to restore the imbalance is by watching more porn.

Or at least that’s how most people approach the problem, after denying porn has anything to do with their depression.

And what does low testosterone lead to? It leads us to our next point.

Decreases Sex Drive, By Suspending Your License

A decrease in libido can be traced back to a lack of testosterone. It doesn’t just produce a dip in sexual interest, but also in ambition, drive and overall happiness.

Less sex drive also makes you look unattractive, since you lose your vibrant energy and transform into a zombie. Last time I checked, people love zombies because they are easy to kill, not because they wanted to sleep with them.

And what better way to recover than to engage in the very activity that got you into the situation you’re trying to escape from.

Damn girl, cover that up.

But you can’t just stop, now can you!

You’ve been at it for so long, and it has become an integral part of your life.

Digging your own grave, that is.

Real Women Cease To Turn You On

A real woman will never appeal to your rich tastes in women.

Your expectations have been tampered with by constantly exposing yourself to a display of 9s and 10s getting degraded.

This gives rise to many fragmented and perverted sexual leanings that are degenerate in every sense of the word.

Wanting a woman to go down on you is fine, but wanting her to puke all over it is called a fetish. Wanting to add a little pain into the mix is a turn on, but adding so much that you end up raping her is what’s called a kink.

Reality will leave you disappointed, since most women wouldn’t want you to shove your penis down their throat after an exchange of pleasantries.

Your idea of pleasantries have been perverted beyond redemption.

And it’s better than actually going out and risking rejection. That search bar gets you what you want, even if you misspell it.

You can thank the Search Engine gods for that.

Conditions You Into a Cuck

Jerking off in front of a screen is considered beta.

Jerking off to another man having sex with a woman you want to make love to, is what a cuck would do.

Combine both, and you are left with a beta cuckold.

That’s what you are,

and yes,

I am trying to piss you off.

Who is ready to watch the love of their life get spitroasted by a horde of horny chads?

Think about it from an objective standpoint. You see a beautiful woman, perfect face, hourglass figure – and instead of making love to her, you want to watch someone else make love to her?

Most of us have been in love. We know what its like to feel strongly about someone.

Here’s a fun thought experiment, imagine watching her get intimate with someone else. Let’s get a little graphic – imagine her bending over and getting rammed from behind while her lover talks dirty to her.

Lover-san arches her back some more, and whispers, “It feels so good to be inside you. I want this moment to last forever”. Crush-chan pushes away, lies with her head on the side of the bed and responds “I want that cock in my mouth and I want it now!”.

Lover-san firmly grabs her neck, slowly inserts his mighty telephone pole deep into her mouth, and she takes it, choking on it until he finishes inside her throat.

And they lived happily ever after.

Does that turn you on?

That turns me away.

Towards Pornhub, that is.

I have a girl waiting for me at the hub.

Because you can view your favorite scenes as many times as you want as long as you have an internet connection.

But seriously, that’s what you are doing when you watch porn. Another man’s pleasure is not yours.

By conditioning yourself to make it so, you are inviting a host of degenerate fetishes that will taint your sexual tastes.

There is a reason most pornos are geared towards incest.

Merely appending a “step-” to them doesn’t make it safe for consumption.

Step-bro is doing good, thanks to the step in his name. FBI can only step in once the step is absent.

Long-Term Goal of Pornography

Is to get you hooked on it like a druggie gets hooked on crack. Porn addiction is real, and brain scans have shown just how detrimental it is as the brain activity mimics those of drug addicts.

If you are planning to stop, then don’t.

The benefits of watching porn far outweigh the cons. You shouldn’t even be looking for reasons to stop, because after all, it’s not like you’re interested in weaning yourself away from this digital drug now are you?

I mean, what good will that bring – other than your sanity, drive to succeed, self-esteem, attraction to real women, reduction in mind fog, higher levels of attentiveness and increase in overall happiness?

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